Partly Facetious: Has Imran Khan met with Maulana Fazl?
"So a clash of the bunny rabbits!"
"The expression, my friend, is clash of the titans not bunny rabbits."
"Well, the two I am referring to are certainly not Titans."
"That means you are not referring to political leaders."
"No, they seem to not be clashing these days. Nawaz Sharif has been meeting with Zardari sahib and his offspring Bilawal Bhutto Zardari and Imran Khan."
"But has Imran Khan met with Zardari sahib and his offspring? Has Imran Khan met with Maulana Fazl?"
"The man with power has to meet with those with lesser power for an effective rapprochement between political parties. You remember from 2008 to 2013 it was President Zardari who met with Nawaz Sharif, Asfandyar Wali, Altaf Hussain and Maulana Fazl. And now it's Nawaz Sharif's turn."
"Zardari never met with Imran Khan."
"True, but at the time Imran Khan had no representation in any assembly!"
"Ah yes, but Imran Khan is the power in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa so why doesn't he meet with Maulana Fazl."
"OK, now you are being facetious - the reason, as you well know, is that the Maulana considers himself of the same stature as the Khan. They are like the 1990s: BB versus Nawaz Sharif."
"Oh, but who were the bunny rabbits who are bickering that you referred to earlier?"
"Qaim Ali Shah versus the Makhdoom."
"You have to narrow it down you know, there are so many Makhdooms, and in different political parties, some won elections and some didn't like Gilani."
"But all Makhdooms are pirs, right?"
"Pirs and politicians and rich men."
"Anyway, Qaim Ali Shah who is not a pir had the audacity to blame Amin Fahim's sons for being responsible for the disaster in Thar."
"You know Amin Fahim needs to be more focused on what is happening around him, I mean he didn't even know some one had placed crores in his bank account so how does he know what his sons are up to? Granted that Qaim Ali Shah's delivery for the past six years shows us how not to govern a province yet..."
"There is no yet my friend. And let me warn you - you can't call a pir a bunny rabbit. Besides bunny rabbits are kinda cute - and pirs are not known for their cuteness."
"Rabbits are prolific breeders and I have it on good authority that the Pir's first wife was never asked if he could remarry and this was the Damocles sword over his head and..."
"Don't be facetious."
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